Jesus Hitler Christ

A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ

bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes

by Hawtbitchtits December 27, 2020

Leave room for Jesus

leave room for Jesus means u have to leave some space in between u and another person, or leave more room

~it’s an inside joke with my friends and teacher~

*trinity and karsun hug*
Mr.pike: leave room for Jesus

by Trin.ashlynn💋 November 20, 2019

Da' dirty jesus

When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus.

Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled!
Man2: Da' dirty jesus

by johnny 99 July 12, 2009

Jesus take the wheel

This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.

Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!

by hutillymonopumtolarodo April 24, 2009

The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.

Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!

by Seraph151 January 6, 2019

jesus is my homeboy

A catch phrase designed to capitalize on the up surge of fad-ish Jesus freaks inspired by The Passion Of The Christ.

The phrase Jesus is my homeboy is very superficial.

by NSM_13 July 14, 2005

for the love of hopscotching jesus

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous

So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?

by mjbj3189 January 24, 2010