flying merkle

when an 80+ year old man pulls out his saggy nut sack and slaps you in the face with it.

hey guys mr.preston just gave me a flying merkle!

by t9_kod October 3, 2010

flying carpet trick

When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...

ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?

by S p I T F i r E August 10, 2007

Flying Man

He Eartbound guy that beats the shit out of you in Smash Bros.

Flying man was introduced in Smash Bros. 4

by PopsiclePerson December 31, 2019

pigs can fly!

The greatest band to come out of Vista, CA. Consist of 5 awesome guys. Rocking the world since 2005. Will become Famous and Tour the World.

The Pigs Can Fly! show was soooo amazing last night!

by pcfbass November 14, 2011

Flying Dutchman

When you give someone a handjob and use their poop as a lube

Tommy: Bro I was at becky’s last night and she gave me a Flying Dutchman

by threebysix October 1, 2022

Go fly a kite

1: A outside activity
2: a insult, telling someone that they’re annoying and that they should go away

1:
Person 1: Hey, wanna go fly a kite?
Person 2: Sure!

2:
Person 1: hey! Hey! Hello! Heyo!
Person 2: go fly a kite.

by Peppa lol December 2, 2022

Fly low

The opposite of the phrase "fly high" used when someone dies and you say fly high as in their in heaven now.

Man fuck yo mama that bitch gonna fly low, she prob looking up at us right now

by ofzx November 6, 2023