salmon hats

The head, corpse, or a representation of your vanquished foe worn as a hat or headgear.

Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again. Source: Live Science

by jelifish 1111 November 28, 2024

hat trick

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".

Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!

by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

hat

Sucking dick

A girl gave me hat last night.

by officialR3 January 5, 2018

Tilted Hat

When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.

My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.

by Twodutchmary February 9, 2021

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

Percy Green Hat

The dangerous condition when the penis become gangreen. All likelyhood is that it will need to be amputated! bad times!

Oh bugger i wish i went to the doctor i now have a ''percy green hat''

by whitekanu May 27, 2010

Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012