sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.

boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!

by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022

Sam

A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.

Person:I have wholesome friend
Friend: Probaly a Sam

by Keiko Keiko November 11, 2020

Sam

Takis.

Oh fuck Sam's bleeding Taki dust again.

by UrFavoriteDoorbell December 8, 2020

sam snitch

Another word for Snitch.
Calle the cops on me when they took me away he keyed my car. Bitch
Saw me at Walmart with a panicked look on his face drove off and called the cops.
Called the cops again at u know where snitchy sam. Ur a bitch. Never showed up at my house. It's ur responsibility now. Hope ya r happy

Hey Sam there's ur moms Dad
sam snitch: panicking I'm calling the cops

by RightNowRN January 29, 2024

Sam

He may be bald however...... yeh that’s kinda it

Hey where Sam
Who’s Sam?
Sam Larks
Ohhhhh the bald lad

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch

Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023

Sams

Exactly the same as the phrase "same", but ✨cooler✨

"Bro I hate capitalism"
"Sams."

by Pseudonym229 January 24, 2021