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wall painter

Someone called Hannah who is abnormally small and likes sucking black dick.
Hannah you're such a wall painter
by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013
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Brocal Point

The bro who demands the most attention in every photo they are in, and becomes the focal point of the image.
"Robbie looks like an asshole in every group photo he's in"
"Yea he always has to be the brocal point of everything."
by Greesy_mike November 10, 2013
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snatchuration point

The point in time at which a man decides that no matter how fair the face, how lilting the laugh, nor how sweet the pussy, he can no longer endure a woman's bullshit and kicks her to the curb.
Will: "Me & my old lady really got into it last night. I keep telling her I'll get to it when I get to it, but she just won't listen."
Joe: "Well, at least you've got the make-up sex to look forward to."
Will: "Nah. I'm over her, man -- finally reached my snatchuration point. I'm changing the locks as soon as I get home."
by s0ks1iff3r December 13, 2013
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well painted

A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!

Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
by Rahmich May 25, 2014
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Cheeky pointy

The act of pressing a mans nipples against cold glass until they are protruding the putting on a deep v and walking around pretending that they are a woman.
Awesome guy 1: hey checkout that chick in the deep v. Awesome guy 2: eww fuck do u not realise thats jacob doing a cheeky pointy
by nip paul June 4, 2014
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bone points

How much someone wants to fuck you, the more "Bone Points" the more sex is wanted.
Man, i have so much Bone Points with my mom.
by Dr. Jiggyfap July 12, 2014
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bang points

Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.
Dude he totally just earned a mass amount of bang points.
by HM Smith September 11, 2014
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