Street Penis

random boys you meet on the street who want to give you their penis to play with!

Only accept the Hot ones!

Last night we were trynaaaaaa but ended up home at 1:30.... so decided to go looking for some street penis.

by 7th Floor Whore October 15, 2010

mobius penis

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

by telekinetic November 11, 2008

penis trinkle

When something turns you on so much a little baby gravy comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trinkle

by Disco D August 31, 2015

tiny penis

All the Finbar's of the world

Man is your name Finbar cos you have a tiny penis and no hair

by Dab lad safe kid August 25, 2017

Penis Troll

n. An individual whose forum posts and/or text messages frequently contain phallic references or the word penis.

Man 1: Yo, bro! Any idea what we're having for dinner tonight?

Response Text: Penis!

Man 1: God damnit. Do you ever NOT have cock on your mind? Damn penis troll...

by Cheezy Chester April 25, 2011

penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim

I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET

by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014

penis clear

terminology for when a bisexual /lesbian lady enters a relationship with another lady and she ain't getting any penis action (think Rose Ellen Dix and Rosie Spaughton)

Leah: yo bitch I hear you and Karen are together

Maria: yeah i think it's the real deal, you know?

Leah:yeah, but how long are you gonna be penis clear before you get the horn for a guy?

Maria: not going to happen amiga.

by lozfaz January 11, 2014