Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Person

Something that is not allowed to exist.

Person

by Adobe REE December 25, 2022

Homeless person

some residentially challenged bastard who's addicted to heroin.

Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.

random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"

by vetchinarusskiy June 13, 2024

National be Kind to an Ugly Person Day

"National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day," observed on August 5th annually, is a day dedicated to promoting kindness and empathy towards individuals based on their perceived physical appearance. The holiday encourages people to look beyond superficial judgments and recognize the inner beauty and worth of everyone. Participants are urged to engage in acts of kindness, offer compliments, and spread positivity to uplift those who may feel marginalized. This day serves as a reminder that true beauty lies within, fostering a more inclusive and compassionate society.

Person A: "Good morning! Let me hold the door for you—did you know today is National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day?"

Person B: "Thank you! That’s a wonderful idea. Let's make sure everyone feels valued and appreciated."

by ggainer872 August 6, 2024

pull-ey person

A person who constantly pulls your strings, and not the good ones.

Y/n: "Wow dude, they're a really pull-ey person. One day my strings might just snap."

by yourmomwholeftyourdad May 21, 2025

National appreciate the person who likes you day

February 22nd is National appreciate the person who likes you day. Even if you rejected them. So go ahead and appreciate them so that they feel better.

Person 1:Hey! It’s National appreciate the person who likes you day!

Person 2: Hey I really appreciate you

by >:Skeezer:< February 17, 2023