Paid my dues

When you've put in the time and effort in the past, so that you don't have to work as hard in the present or future.

When the restaurant's most experienced waiter was asked if she wanted to work during Christmas day, she declined, saying "I've paid my dues."

by D. Y. Vetz December 7, 2020

my throat bored

when users say 'my throat bored' on the internet in reference to someone, it means they find the person (usually having a penis for genitalia) attractive to the point where they want to give them a blowjob/oral sex.

friend: omg did you see that selfie that tom holland posted?
me: omg my throat bored

by chiaakagia August 10, 2021

Because of my concussion...

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

by Avon67 February 24, 2011

defriend my honor

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.

Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"

by Poeborgia July 27, 2011

park my breakfast

A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.

I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.

by The mad shatter July 14, 2017

hold my gay

When your gay inhibits you from doing something, ask a friend to hold it for you

“Hey could you hold my gay for a sec? I gotta kick this guy’s chungus

by Resicoi December 24, 2018

Always on my ass

It means to annoy or be on someone constant or always behind your back and it's mean to do that.

My Teacher is always on my ass that I didn't turn in my project last week.

by Bikerninja1997 July 10, 2018