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ass hat

When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.
You are truly an ass hat.
by Blankedyblancblanc November 28, 2011
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Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016
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Scarlett Hat

A hacker that is also a spy (e.g. intelligence operative, intelligence analyst,an asset for a handler, or OSINT practitioner).
That scarlett hat hacker did a physical penetration test by using tradecraft and social engineering to bypass the building's security measures and then accessed the company's network by doing network traffic analysis and brute forcing the wifi password using a malicious python script. She was able to download confidential business documents from the company's document center while leaving no trace through log tampering.
by Scarlett Danger January 9, 2024
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Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.
“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019
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Blue hat

For someone that is trying to say I'm a racist without saying I'm a racist
Blue is anti yellow AKA anti Asian
The blue hat trend 2007 to now
by M.N.L May 15, 2022
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Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".
I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.
by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022
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Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.
Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.
by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021
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