hes a very cute and sexy guy who always thinks with his dick and loves long walks at the beach. Preferably with children because he's so good with them.
by Hensler August 8, 2021
Get the jacob mug.A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
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Get the Jacob mug.The most amazing guy you will ever meet he is the one person you want in your corner he will always have your back and if he says he loves you he will always be there for you no matter what he would give the shirt of his back to help anyone in need
Have you met Jacob
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Get the jacob wright mug.Jacob is amazing he is gorgeous and stunning when your dating him. but he will manipulate you and make you fall I love so he can hurt you even more when he ends it after he gets what he wants.
Everybody knows Jacob and almost everyone will warn you against him and they are right to do so.
Jacob is a misogynistic douche and a terrible kisser. NEVER DATE A JACOB.
Unless you have a death wish for your heart.
Everybody knows Jacob and almost everyone will warn you against him and they are right to do so.
Jacob is a misogynistic douche and a terrible kisser. NEVER DATE A JACOB.
Unless you have a death wish for your heart.
Person1: oh is that Jacob
Person2: yeah he’s a dick unless your dating him like stay away from that guy
Person2: yeah he’s a dick unless your dating him like stay away from that guy
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