Dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less

Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk

by →♪§•{QuirkedUpDemon}•§♪← June 16, 2022

#1 Dad

Someone who's there for you, through all your challenges, all of your hardships, who would help you no matter how much it takes.

I'm as lucky as can be, the #1 Dad belongs to me!

by _Ai June 18, 2022

Dad

Don't pay child support

Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.

by RightTWIX June 22, 2022

My dad

No results found.

My dad has not been found yet.

by Baby crackhead420x69 June 24, 2022

Your dad

Gone.

Your dads gone 💀

by Lëé June 27, 2022

You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father

Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice

by Theslutcum June 27, 2022

soaps dad

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no found definition for soaps dad
did you mean milk?

by furrykitty July 3, 2022