Rare Candy Cancer

When you force level your pokemon with so many rare candies that the pokemon develops cancer most commonly in the form of prostate, or ditto cancer

I fed my gible 95 rare candies and now he has Rare Candy Cancer

by Not any clue December 25, 2025

Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.

Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!

by P.O, E.S, E.L January 8, 2012

A case of the candy drizzles

The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.

Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.

by tototoroto December 4, 2012

trailer park candy

"trailer park candy" refers to any form of methamphetamine, which is stereo-typically viewed to be most commonly used by those living in trailer parks.

Jim:"Hey, heard about the big bust."
Dave:"Yep, confiscated about 20 kilos of trailer park candy."

by Evil Spock March 13, 2016

trailer park candy

A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.

Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."

by Evil Spock March 20, 2016

Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it

I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

Sour-Flush Candy

A game were a guy fucks another dudes asshole and he cums inside it. After he cums, he has to eat it out of the guys ass and it is timed for how long it takes before he eats all the cum. They swap positions and do it again, and the fastest time wins.

I can't believe I got a new personal best last night when I played Sour-Flush Candy with Uncle John last night

by THE DICTIONARY 2 May 30, 2018