cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

by Mild7 October 14, 2019

Mammoth Cock

When a mans cock is huge like Tuck we call him mammoth cock

Tuck Shop has a mammoth cock doin Shoeys for the boyz

by EnvyEnvy May 24, 2018

Frost Cock

A life threatening condition of the penis due to extensive exposure of extreme cold temperatures.

Issa got frost cock and the head of his penis had to have a glansectomy and he also had to be castrated.

by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

Cock Forger

A Cock Smith, Mastery of cocks and all penis related media.

A dick art aficionado

Wow! Fark is a cock forger!
you mean she forges cock?

yup... she is a cock forging son of a bitch.

by Sponge, The Absorber September 4, 2017

cock blender

That one jackass who ruins all the fun!

"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"

by Memebros123 May 12, 2017

Choc cock

It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves

Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock

by BobShocks May 13, 2017