cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

by Mild7 October 14, 2019

soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

cock blender

That one jackass who ruins all the fun!

"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"

by Memebros123 May 12, 2017

Choc cock

It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves

Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock

by BobShocks May 13, 2017

Cock Forger

A Cock Smith, Mastery of cocks and all penis related media.

A dick art aficionado

Wow! Fark is a cock forger!
you mean she forges cock?

yup... she is a cock forging son of a bitch.

by Sponge, The Absorber September 4, 2017

clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017

Cock Cycle

A standard unit of measurement based on the time it takes from the start of masturbation to the point of ejaculation

Martha ran a marathon which took her one cock cycle instead of two....she broke her old record

by Sir cock doctor June 24, 2017