chris cannie

All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!

Chris Fixelius

Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"

Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"

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Someone who likes to take it up the ass by his dog

Im Chris Newcomer and I like puppy to play with my balls

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Guy 1: didn't your cousin date her?
Guy 2: yeah, but I like to Chris Duda.

Chris Duda by Fancycarol December 26, 2016

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Chris Benjamins is the definition of lit music

*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.

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jizzing into your hand and then slapping a girl in the face

"Yeah, I totally banged this chick last night, she asked for a Chris Brown Special so I gave her one."

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(verb) to correct someone with obnoxious facts that are both unnecessary and untrue.

"Well ACTUALLY that's incorrect, it really means..."
"Dude, stop Chris-ing. That's not even right."

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