Cum Responsible

When A guy pulls his dick out of the pussy before he blows his load inside her.

Kiersten : Last night Jake fucked me so hard he came for like 20 minuntes!
Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
Kiersten : No silly Jake is Cum Responsible but I did have sticky sheets and cum all over my body!
Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
Chad : I Do!
Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
Kiersten : See all the guy's like my Cum Responsible stories!
Kaylee : Well I don't so leave me out of it!
Kiersten : Gee you try to be Cum Responsible and your best friend get's mad at you!
Kaylee : Will You Shut The Fuck Up Already!!!

by SlopNChop August 31, 2018

cum bucket

a bucket filled with ejaculation

Jude likes slurping up cum buckets

by jordan is a chode head October 10, 2022

Cum dragon

When your getting head and your about to cum, of which you give our a load “RWarrr” as you ejaculate into the girls mouth at that very moment you smack the bitch on the back of the skull. So cum to come flying out her nose still warm. At that point she is the cum dragon

Bro “I hit that bitch so hard that she cum dragooned all over my new trousers”

Bro 2 “what a whore, I make my bitch wear a face mask so she don’t cum dragon on me”

by Jnb June 13, 2022

cum bucket

A cup, jar or small bucket used to collect the semen from masturbating to internet porn or TV porn. It is rinsed out after each session and hung upside down to dry for the next session.

A peanut butter jar is preferred

Dude! Dont drink out of that! Thats my cum bucket!

by Doofie Fresh October 16, 2007

cum guzzler

One who sucks vast amounts of cum to support an addiction.

This word originated when a man known soley as Crackhead Chuck began filating numerous male genitalia in order to support an addiction to cocaine that was developed while attending college in Florence, SC. The male semen was often found oozing down the side of Crackhead Chuck's face nonetheless he was able to support his habbit and eventually graduated college. He now is in pursuit of a janitorial career in which he believes he can advance at a very fast pace.

Wow, look at that crackhead, he is such a cum guzzler, i wonder how much cum he had to guzzle to get that high?

by Biffsation December 28, 2005

Cum Sprayer

A person who who collects cum in a large tank, and then uses a powerwasher to spray cum at people for fun.

Bill got a beer, grabbed his can of cum, and setup his cum sprayer on the front lawn for a good day of spraying people.

by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

cum dud

The tasty snack that is produced when a woman (or man's) navel is filled to the brim with semen and left to harden. This treat is generally discovered (and enjoyed) the morning following the sexual encounter and is known for its crumbly exterior and gooey center.

The cum dud is a delicate, savory snack; one of my favourite breakfast treats.

by tres delinquentes December 15, 2009