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Ryan Lisle is a wanker
Wanker by ..babie June 10, 2018
Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male
Wanker by KSUTT June 11, 2018
Canadian variant, common in the 1980's and 1990's. The equivalent of the American term, hesher. A young male who listens to metal or hard rock, wears a mullet style haircut or all around long hair, concert shirt or truck stop novelty joke shirt, Harley Davidson merchandise, high top Reebok shoes with the laces loose and tongues out. Hobbies include: amateur herpetology, getting blasted into oblivion smoking hash in the form of hot knives, drinking 60 pounder bottles of Smirnoff vodka, cruising Catholic schools at recess to pick up girls in the smoking area and playing eight-ball at the local pool hall or trailer park recreation building. Wanker tanker refers to a late 1970's model Chevy Camaro, Trans-Am or Firebird which is the chariot of choice for many wankers, as they can rarely afford a Corvette.
"Ever since Travis started listening to Dokken, he's turned into such a wanker"
Wanker by HelFyr June 12, 2018
Literally meaning masturbator. Just as a normal person would prefer to have sex with a partner, a wanker would have sex with themselves(i.e. wank) out of sheer self-love.
They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism.
Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at universities (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks.
Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public.
Female wankers put their lips in photos.
He calls himself by his own nickname. What a wanker!
She spent half the night taking selfies so she can put them on facebook so people thinks she has a social life. Wanker.
He posts pro-refugee stuff on facebook just to make himself look good. He's just a wanker!
He actually tells people how much money he makes. Total wanker!
Wanker. by AntiWanker June 27, 2018

Wackerbate 

When you’re masterbating but you’re really wacking it hard.
Sometimes I wackerbate when I see thicc bitches.
Wackerbate by Bentheerapper June 29, 2018
the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.
pardon my french, but u are a wanker
Wanker by doodie hole July 15, 2018