fart smuggler

a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.

i saw Hudson yesterday with Josh. they looked like total fart smugglers

by MC HUDMART November 14, 2010

suction fart

The art of releasing consecutive and short bursts of gas from your ass hole resulting in squeak like noises.
Technique as follows;
Force gas build up out of your bowel by pushing and contracting the muscles in your anus. This will result in a suction like effect in which the gas will be released then recaptured producing a squeaky and satisfying sensation.

''Daddy, I think there's a mouse in my room..''
''No honey that's just me suction farting in your closet. Go back to sleep.''

by Beaver Bleeder January 5, 2014

Fart Fuel

Any thing that gives you gas

Milk would be a fart fuel if you are lactose intolerant

by ClanClan May 19, 2008

Nigga Fart

Definition 1:
An insult for any one who’s disgusting or annoying to be around.

Definition 2:

Shit

Definition 1:
Dude 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Dude 2: Because you’re a fucking Nigga Fart, get a life.
Definition 2:
*man walks into a bathroom*
Dude: Man, it smells like someone Nigga Farted in here.

by NiggaFartGod April 26, 2019

walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts

(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010

Fart Punch

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.

I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

weasel fart

When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.

" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "

by Qwerty9001 October 5, 2016