Tits-Donkey

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.

"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.

by Sekai July 28, 2012

church tits

When a girl has breasts that look small but are actually huge.

I hooked up with her last night and damn, she has church tits!

by pancakegirl January 9, 2016

Tits on a boat

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.

"your as useless as tits on a boat"

by Felix Greene April 2, 2009

Tuna Tits

someone who is shaped like a lemon and is a term used from boys named keegan

Aw see that big Gillian she’s shaped like a lemon and has tuna tits

by abowler October 30, 2019

Mastodon Tits

MASSIVE tits. Boobs of such grand proportions that they could knock someone out if the women possessing turns around too fast. You can hear the milk swooshing within the tits because there is so much extra space within.

Don't get too close when you surprise her, if she spins too fast and you're within range of the Mastodon Tits, they'll send you to the moon!

by eggnog superstar November 24, 2012

tit-in-a-can

Someone or something incredibly cool.

me: "Wow...I can't believe how deeply in love and connected on a spiritual level I feel when I am with Larry."

you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"

by Rayleen February 25, 2008

River Tits

The act of slinging ones cock over a females shoulder, then proceeding to urinate over her shoulder between her tits, creating a river of urine through her tits.

After he took her home last night, Søren told me that he gave that girl a set of River Tits with a heavier flow than the Mighty Mississippi.

by Phil T. Blumpkin Jr. September 21, 2015