the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower
tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,
by The king Friday November 08, 2015
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2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020
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Glass shower

Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.
Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."

Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."
by Markosia July 02, 2023
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Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022
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Anti-business shower

A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.
Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.

Tom: " Woah woah!"

Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "
by chandlerjgomez March 30, 2017
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grooming shower

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower
by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015
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Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.
Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns
by Skatrondo February 26, 2024
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