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Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food
1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?
by notryhards33 June 5, 2022
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Socialism

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:

The right to vote

A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything

When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies

Beating the final boss of dark souls

Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time

Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming

Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.

Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode

Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
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real and social concerns

for what to live and die.

as far as that goes focus on real and social concerns primarily in your waking life and - sweet dreams you can make happen!

all we here're into. ever.

as far as that goes what i like nothing more than to do viz. Urban Dictionary is pick the innocuous ones only to find something disgusting. the questionabler the better. choice!

substance, bound giving in to sound.

as far as that goes you're free wholly as long as you pick real and social concerns!.!
for years i had to make it make it to maidenhead, then i discovered real and social concerns. shirk-me-not
by silencut March 2, 2009
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social jetlag

A phenomenon where an individual's sleep patterns are misaligned with societal demands, often resulting from lifestyle choices, such as staying up late on weekends and waking early during the week. This misalignment can lead to feelings of fatigue and decreased productivity.
After staying out late with friends over the weekend, I experienced social jetlag on Monday morning, struggling to adjust back to my early work schedule.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Social Bin Chicken

The first person to like and comment on every single post on Facebook & Instagram and sends "Hey" inboxes repeatedly without any reply.
John likes every girls pics within minutes of her posting one, he's such a social bin chicken.
by @aussiemaria July 26, 2018
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Social Commerce

Where consumers band together online to influence, collectively, the price of a good or service, a form of social shopping and reverse pricing.
A website or mobile app that reduces the prices of its products or services for every like or tweet that potential customers generate as a group is using a form of social commerce. Or when consumers get their friends to buy a sufficient number of ecommerce coupons, they are engaged in social commerce. In effect, consumers are banding together online to influence the price at which they are willing to buy and companies are paying their customers to do their marketing for them.
by ProfBruce May 7, 2011
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Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.
Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.
by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011
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