Fish Head

Someone who has a memory like a fish.

R: Man, you are such a fish head!
Matevž: Wait a second, do we know each other?

by ruirui_D May 26, 2019

beat for the head

when you give head to a female/male and they do not return the favor.

Dave: bro i got beat for the head last night.
Marcus: tf does that mean ?

Dave: it means i ate her pussy but she didn’t suck my dick

by Richyyxo April 2, 2019

Oval head

A oval head is a person that's head is the shape of a oval the common known shape.

Me: omg Sarah is such an oval head
Friend: she just got to school

by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

Head-struck

A blanket term used to describe ones mental/emotional state. Similar words to compare the meaning: Stressed, distressed, pissed-off, mad, literally mad, insane, crazy, lonely, depressed, sad, completely alone, horny, lustful, pseudo-koi-no-Yokan. Not to be confused or mistaken for the punk rock group from Ontario or the early Homosexual pornographic film.

Person 1: Yo let’s see what Steve is up to today
Person 2: Nah man..not Steve..
Person 3: Wait what’s up with Steve?
Person 1: Oh yeahh dude I forgot he’s seen a bunch of dead bodies
Person 3: Oh fuck dude hes a badass
Person 2: Yeah he just gets all head-struck sometimes thinking about that.
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Person 1: Bro why is Damon such a fucking douchebag
Person 2: He’s all screwed up from life
Person 1: Damn that explains why he’s so head-struck.
Person 2: Yeah just let him do his thing everything should work out
Person 1: Bro...what if we’re secretly being the douchebags though?
Person 2: FUCK got me all head-struck and shit thinking about it
Person 1: It’s ok man just breathe into the paper-bag
—-
Guy 1: AHH IM SO FUCKING PISSED I FEEL LIKE SHIT MY HEAD IS STINGING AND I THINK IM GOING SUPER SAYAN RIGHT NOW AHHH
Guy who hears Guy 1 going through some shit: Dam. Niggas all Head-struck daheyull. *dials his homie* Yo nigga let’s say a prayer for this guy
Guy on the Other line: Oh! Nam’ still got my ass feeling all head-struck hol’ On ima call my nigga and his niggas niggas. Need some Jesus

—-
Bros take Steve out to the strip-club
Steve hitting on stripper half-drunk: WOOO!Yeah! Yeg!What is Yeg short for?? I got this fucking ring let’s get hitched bitch!
/Bros who’re out with Steve/
Bro 1: Damn Steve is all over that chick
Bro 2: Yeah dude her name isn’t even Yeg he’s fuckin head-struck for sure

by thewildeone April 21, 2018

Raccoon head

When a bitch is sucking your dick and bites down and steals your dick. Then she runs out the door and you never see her again

Kenny:Johnny is in the hospital.
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe

John: oh shit

by Alexismydad April 23, 2018

slug heading

the act of pretending your are mentally retarded in public while being recorded for reactions

person 1: i dare you to go over to those people and start slug heading
person 2: okay but you have to next after me okay

by sapnupuaslol101 March 20, 2017

Head Scratcher

Used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he's not a loser.

Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017