Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny

Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats

by anonymous August 3, 2024

Medicine Hat Alberta

A city located in south east Alberta in Canada. Located east of Calgary and west of Regina SK. With a population of around 60,000 people, it is a little smaller compared to Airdrie and St. Albert. Winters are pretty harsh and shitty, but the summers are more dry and pleasant versus more eastern provinces such as Ontario and Quebec where it gets fucking humid as fuck. Has many sunny days and one of the warmest cities in Alberta. Prices are also more affordable versus Calgary which has recently skyrocketed thanks to the Ontario fucks raising the prices there so damn high.

Medicine Hat Alberta has a lot of nice sunny days during the summer.

by Sdsr70 August 12, 2024

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Black hat trader

A bad trader that uses alot of money with bots and scripts to rob unsuspecting investors.

John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?

Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...

by Defi Domus March 19, 2023

Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head

“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”

by Kaleidoscope buttons March 22, 2023