cracked

the first brew that is opened, or "cracked" of a night

dude, have you cracked yet?
im 8 deep, i cracked at 3pm!
wow you are a total booze hound

by BigHunts June 7, 2016

crackety

A self funded crack user who fucks no guy for rock, or sucks no cock for rock either....she is one who pays for it all and shouts others .....often missing out on rock for herself ...........

Hey did u catch up that " Crackety "Leigh cause she was chasing some rock ??

by Ms Crackety March 3, 2017

cackersnacker

A cackersnacker is someone who likes to give fellacio (blowjobs) at random times of the day, like eating a snack if hungry at random times of the day. The 'cacker' in the term meaning cock, and 'snacker' meaning person who snacks.

Oh yeah shes hungry alright, the little cackersnacker!

by Hiddenpatriot April 18, 2018

cackersplat

When you're about to nut but you don't have a tissue so you nut on the floor in shame.

"I hate it when chad Cackersplats, its always so hard to clean out of the carpet."

by infernalmemequeen September 23, 2017

CrackarJack

A cool, funny, swaggy guy or girl.

The kid was so CrackarJack when he told that funny joke.

by XCrackarJack February 19, 2018

Crackiroshi

A hybrid English-Japanese word for when you work yourself to death at a 9-5, while simultaneously smoking cocaine to stay awake all night in your 3 series BMW, while you drive for both Uber and Lyft in San Francisco

"yeah, he died of crackiroshi. He just worked too many hours, way too high on crack and his heart just exploded everywhere."

by JeeStatus May 16, 2018

Crankerdoodle

When your dog steps on your pp and it twist around then becomes a churro and then coby brian slam dunks a foot ball into idubz face and then you take your pet cat to dog school and your pet lizard gets fat and eats Mr. K.

Awww digity darn Ive got me a crankerdoodle yum :)

by catunga April 14, 2019