Guy 1: “Because that autistic retard kept feeding pigeons in the garden now the neighbors have complained their roof is covered in bird shit.”

Guy 2: “Fucking beanstacker!”

beanstacker by Ifar Tedd January 11, 2023

Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

Alabama Beanstalk by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

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Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.

"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."

Jack-and-the-beanstalked by DuValicious April 21, 2013

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bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.

When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.

bean play by Rhett Perry January 5, 2008

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