Turdulence

The momentum of an uncomfortable scenario.

When I returned home for Christmas, the turdulence never ceased

by juzzyfuzzy December 29, 2024

Turduckin

when she (he also) fires out a turd. Bends over and then gets anal. Turd-poop, duck-bend over, in-dick goes in

That hoes nasty. I have her the turduckin in the shower

by Smoore June 11, 2025

Turducken

To recieve sexual acts in all 3 holes, while tied up.

"John turduckened me last night"

by Definitelyarealperson September 15, 2025

Ohio Turduckin

when you take a turduckin and shove it up your partners ass on Christmas.

i gave my boyfriend an Ohio Turduckin on Christmas this year for his present.

by greg applebottom October 30, 2021

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Like a turducken

When you find something that consists of something containing something which also contains something which makes you blurt out "This is like a turducken." because that is quite similar to a turducken.

"One time in the junkyard I found a bus which had a small car in it which had a toy car in it. It was like a turducken."

"Oooh, interesting."

by ComputerWorld February 5, 2024

turd

A drink that arose from the south coast of NSW (australia). Baileys mixed with coke ensures the drink curdles, consequently giving the appearance of a turd.

To Bartender, 1 turd please, Baileys and coke.

by Adzie December 7, 2006