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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
mugGet the Panning for turdsmug.

Turd

Stinky brown thing that comes out of your butt
Person 1: I had the stinkiest turd ever dude!!
Person 2: that’s nasty 🤢
by French urban Fry April 27, 2022
mugGet the Turdmug.

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.
Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!
by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016
mugGet the Turd murganmug.

Turd Recycler

When someone vacuum's up a piece of poop in the vacuum cleaner & neglects to clean it out. Now every time you turn on the vacuum cleaner you get that fresh poopoo smell over & over again.
Hey Jay do smell that poop smell? I keep smelling it every time I use the vacuum.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.
by Mibbens May 14, 2025
mugGet the Turd Recyclermug.

Rebel turds

A gay australian stripper who loves pole dancing like a brown sugar baby
by Aisa ching chong June 18, 2018
mugGet the Rebel turdsmug.

Turd Jerker

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.
Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!
by Hurley74 February 26, 2021
mugGet the Turd Jerkermug.

Sprinkle turd

Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.
Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”
by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021
mugGet the Sprinkle turdmug.

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