Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

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max tucker

British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.

"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"

by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014

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Max and Colby

the gayest mfs out there

Max and Colby are so gay. They're always holding hands.

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Rustin Maxxing

Skipping school several days in the week for no reason, just to wake up at 2pm and get faded and possibly drunk . he will usually get the most drunk, not to mention the loudest and messiest whenever liquor is involved. 90 percent of his choices(legal or illegal) use more impulse than brainpower, unless its to go home at 2am in the middle of the night because he has "stuff to take care of". also he gets absolutely no play :333

(we still love him tho)

i got drunk last night and missed the SAT, i might be rustin maxxing

by _TheBootyBandit_ October 14, 2025

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Shmeeze Maxing

To Shmeeze Max or Have Max Shmeeze is almost like the feeling that you receive from tappin Noah’s Schlart and retrieving grub wit gang’nem onna fridge evening.

Oh this guys definitely shmeeze maxing

by anonymous February 27, 2025

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