Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
by Big Papi Jewlo August 08, 2022
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Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.
She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.
by Barakabomba May 05, 2024
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preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.
Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"
by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020
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Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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Turd KupalMooks

A guy pretending to be rich, photograbs random photos of women, then later claims them as his ExGFs. Admits to being a womanizer and having lots of firstborn children. When cornered, Turd KupalMooks will bare his teeth and threaten anyone with hacking. This person is so insecure, he brags about having one particular kit as the penultimate proof of being a Gunpla hero collector. He's also a scammer, a bogus buyer and joy-dibber, but is stupid enough to purchase a kit from a Shopee seller just so he can give the seller a 1-star rating, thinking it would matter, because he thinks the world of himself.
Have you heard what Turd KupalMooks did to a female cosplayer in the group chat?
by TheLingeringSaint March 19, 2022
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sour turd

when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid
guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-
by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022
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Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.
THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!
by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019
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