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walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts
(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010
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fart smuggler

a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.
i saw Hudson yesterday with Josh. they looked like total fart smugglers
by MC HUDMART November 14, 2010
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Fart Fuel

Any thing that gives you gas
Milk would be a fart fuel if you are lactose intolerant
by ClanClan May 19, 2008
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fart mark

when a male skeets in his drawers. This is usually used with a kid that shits his pants.
Mommy, I didn't poop my pants, its a fart mark.
by Dustyeyes January 2, 2009
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Fart flapper

The act of placing your nut sack over another's anus and letting your balls flap as they expel gas.
Nate come here. I want to do a fart flapper!
by Flap master June 17, 2013
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suction fart

The art of releasing consecutive and short bursts of gas from your ass hole resulting in squeak like noises.
Technique as follows;
Force gas build up out of your bowel by pushing and contracting the muscles in your anus. This will result in a suction like effect in which the gas will be released then recaptured producing a squeaky and satisfying sensation.
''Daddy, I think there's a mouse in my room..''
''No honey that's just me suction farting in your closet. Go back to sleep.''
by Beaver Bleeder January 5, 2014
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party fart

a loud audible act of flatulence which doesn't produce any foul or offensive odor. an act that produces joy and humor with no ill side effects.
Frankie "Ewwww, Dad you farted!!! Gross"

Dad "Don't worry, it's just a party fart; it won't smell"
by PickleBreakfast January 10, 2014
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