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Tits on a boat

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.
by Felix Greene April 2, 2009
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Mastodon Tits

MASSIVE tits. Boobs of such grand proportions that they could knock someone out if the women possessing turns around too fast. You can hear the milk swooshing within the tits because there is so much extra space within.
Don't get too close when you surprise her, if she spins too fast and you're within range of the Mastodon Tits, they'll send you to the moon!
by eggnog superstar November 24, 2012
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River Tits

The act of slinging ones cock over a females shoulder, then proceeding to urinate over her shoulder between her tits, creating a river of urine through her tits.
After he took her home last night, Søren told me that he gave that girl a set of River Tits with a heavier flow than the Mighty Mississippi.
by Phil T. Blumpkin Jr. September 21, 2015
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tit-in-a-can

Someone or something incredibly cool.
me: "Wow...I can't believe how deeply in love and connected on a spiritual level I feel when I am with Larry."

you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"
by Rayleen February 25, 2008
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sketchy tits

Mostly used in Southern CA when describing a crazy, scary, or a sketchy situation
"Bro I almost got arrested last night, it was sketchy tits"

"Dude I can't believe we almost hit that semi on the freeway on our way back from Vegas, that was sketchy tits bro"
by SDBbrown88 February 21, 2011
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Tit test

A sneaky way to see if a girl's snatch stinks.
Finger said broad, rub wet fingers on tit of your choice, smell the tit to evaluate the stank from her nether region.

Never get caught smelling your fingers again!
I hooked up with Martha last night... Give her the tit test, thank God! Her snapper was stankin'!
by Rustle ohms August 26, 2019
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the tit's bananas

a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.
did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!

yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.
by CLORN PUCK SART October 9, 2010
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