E-shank

A old ass bitch who is usually fat who goes online to find younger men as she pretended to be a younger woman. She can go on chatrooms, AIM, sometimes even World of Warcraft. She is not too much of a threat it is just annoying when You want to meet Cyndi at a bar and you end up meeting Gladys.

Martha was an E-shank as she woul stay up chatting to younger men while living in a studio apartment with her daughter.

by Tanner L. December 25, 2007

Shitty shank

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.

John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time

by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009

UD Shank

UD Shank(Urban Dictionary Shank)

When all the uptight editors at Urban Dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. Sometimes used as an excuse.

Girlfriend: Ohmigod! All the definitions of my name are super bad on Urban Dictionary! You said you were going to make a new one!

Boyfriend: Oh yeah.. about that, I uhmm, got the UD Shank, or I totally would've changed it.

Girlfriend: Oh.. It's okay baby. Let's go makeout for your efforts.

Boyfriend: Score. Thanks uptight editors!

by LLama is my middle name June 26, 2010

Super-Shank

A man with an abnormally large head. The largeness of the head is created by not only an obsession with the real Superman...but also due to his quick wit and miscellaneous facts conjured up from dogpile.com. He can be considered a genius, or even run for the next President of the United States - so take his antics and threats seriously!

Don't make me go Super-Shank on your ass fool!

by Concerned patron May 11, 2010

Chang Shank

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before

Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.

by jtsaint June 30, 2011

gutter shank

A gay guy that jerks off on another mans face then cums in his mouth then the man that got the cum spits it into another mans mouth

Tom loves to gutter shank.

by Fuckin bitchs May 14, 2014

shoe shank

To kick in the back of the heel of the person in front of you.

"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."

"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"

by pseudonym? what? March 6, 2016