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Sarah Louise Syndrome

A woman who suffers from an unfortunate combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”

Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.

Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Michelle: I can’t believe she had the entire class convinced she was a victim for an event that never occurred!
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.

Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .

Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.

Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
by ICUWecu January 22, 2024
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The Louisville Sucker

The Louisville Sucker is an act when a person or animal places their penis inside of a vacuum to grow its size. (Note) The vacuum must be purchased in the city of Louisville Kentucky
Me and James made our way to Kentucky to buy a vacuum, so we can do that new hip trend The Louisville Sucker.
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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Cheese Louise

Serving the cunt of Louise stuffed with mozzarella Parmesan and cheddar and American and pepper jack and American and ‘merica and a side of cheddarsnutsinyomouth and another side of clit-aura-s
Waitress: you ordered a cheese Louise?

You:with cheddarsnutsinyomouth on the side😙👍

Waitress: one LIPlicking good meal!
by Logan hugil January 24, 2025
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Lake Louise

place. Natural gem containing unfathomable volume of fresh pure water nestled in the Canadian mountains far far away from the grasp of any deranged foreign politicians. A lack of corroding exposed pipes. a dearth of hydroelectric facilities and an abundance of pristine views and critters sets it apart from lakes in parts of the world where money and “progress” rule.

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I see here the president is threatening to exercise his divine right to steal all the water from Lake Louise. Quite the hoser, eh?

Well maybe we could just bottle up some tap water in a few old two by fours of stubbies and send em down, eh?
by gnostic3 January 15, 2026
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The Boot to Louisiana

The Boot to Louisiana-
The Boot to Louisiana is when every state in U.S.A. kicks you out for (insert fantasy scenario here) except for Louisiana, Louisiana will be the only state to accept you.

Louisiana was once known as part of the M.I.M.A.L. the Elf region. Louisiana is also known as the Boot, Mimal's Boot, the Elf's Boot, and/or the Elven's Boot. Home of everything that is Bootleg.
Person 1- I heard getting the Boot to Louisiana was so impossible I cannot find a reason why that the legend exists.

Person 2-It does exist otherwise nobody would talk about it.
by Silenthillrick2 October 11, 2023
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sweet sweet louise

a dove- the rarest of rare. this type of dove does not fly - but if she did- this world would not be the same... (positive/negative) No-one truly knows. if approached u better hope u have ear and eye protection. *eyes because the talons on this 'sweet sweet louise dove' (often mistaken for the non- confronting 'sweet louise dove')are beyond unimaginable! the ears for the unearthly sqreeeech she will bestow on her victim who falls to their knees grabbing the brains that are now pouring out of victims ears!
what did you do to sweet sweet louise?

is that sweet sweet louise? ... no way she was always so nice..... what do you mean she IS nice!... runs away terrified as fuk
cross her again fuckers!!!! you will ALWAYS lose !
by phlouinda February 5, 2024
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sweet sweet louise

a girl who is sweeter than ANYTHING at wonka's factory! she is a rather different kind of 'louise'- like 'wonder woman' & 'the hulk' she hides the very same secret in a much different 'jekyll/hyde' way- in the form of a beautiful dove! you'll know one of you cross one because it's breed is as rare as they come*NOT to be mistaken for the non confrontational, 'sweet louise' the 'sweet sweet louise' will make u stop dead in your tracks, it's camouflage is a distinct as the 'cuttlefish.' once she knows you have spotted her, she will mesmerize you in a belly dance that you won't know the venom she has inflicted is breaking down your insides.
me: is that sweet louise?!

friend: NO! DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT! that's a SWEET SWEET louise!

me: oh shit..act natural let's back away slowly

Gus: did you bring the chocolate frosting?
Koda: no, why?
gus: in case we run into a sweet sweet louise

cam: where is 'sweet sweet louise'
lynn: she is pissed off cuz she keeps getting mistaken for the 'sweet louise'
by phlouinda February 6, 2024
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