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french boyfriend

casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.

2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
by charlolobffff December 31, 2020
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French cod players

The worst cod players because they don’t let you kill them
Look at that french player he won’t let me kill him must be french

What french cod players
by Kholl April 14, 2020
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Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.
by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021
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French Dip

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a stomach and then proceed to dip the tip of the penis into the belly button.
by youresogoodlooking November 29, 2021
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french dipstick

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!
Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!
by JD123454 December 10, 2010
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French poster

A staunch feminist, referring to French posters in the 1960s targeting Algerian women to unveil themselves.
John: "Check this tweet out by a feminist, she says women with veils are backwards!"
Josh: "Typical French poster behaviour."
by YourLocalBrownie June 12, 2023
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French Helmsman

A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.
That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!

Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!
by Big McLarge-Huge123 January 2, 2022
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