French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 13, 2023
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french tumbler

French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)
Babe could you make me a French tumbler, I'm a little thirsty. No ice!
by End_owled December 04, 2017
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French Fries and Ketchup

Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping
Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…
by rubygrapefruit March 28, 2023
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French felching

The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth
Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts
by Paulywalnuts424 March 04, 2018
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french dyke

sybille foucart
Many Europeans wish they were a french dyke
by pootiluv45 July 07, 2019
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French welcome

When a French expat wants to move back to France, the government requirements are far greater than moving out.
When I go back to my country. I’ll get a French welcome
by CrispyKriz February 07, 2021
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french tea

Barry: So, what's that you're drinking Larry?
Larry: It's French Tea, Barry.
by sheriff_cahill July 19, 2006
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