A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019
Get the Gossip Foodmug. it is mandatory that all criminals /prisoners and jail mates are fed only one fruit for break lunch and dinner and nothing else as their punishment. this is why ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL made this fruit for this reason alone. this food is The Durian Fruit and it has to be the worst tasting variety too. we do not reward evil with good at all. and encourage them to keep doing it, those who have must also be punish severely as the worst criminal of all. at least they don't have to eat shit out of people ass when they use bathrooms. probably what they will do if they start complaining about their punishment when they committed crimes to begin with and got the nerve to cry about it.
this criminal food will correct anyone after their long harsh sentence eating this three times a day.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022
Get the Criminal Foodmug. 
1 - when someone says something really really stupid
2 - when you see a literature word that you dont know
3 - when someone is lame
2 - when you see a literature word that you dont know
3 - when someone is lame
(1) Bob: I love eggs!
Billy Bob: Man, that was foode!
(2) Bob: What's the answer?
Billy Bob: Must be foode!
Bob: Oh hey, it's right! Thanks Billy!
Billy Bob: Man, it's all in the foode
(3) Bob: Hahahahaha I SUCK EGGS!
Billy Bob: Man, that sh** was foode!!!!! Shut yo foode a** up!
Billy Bob: Man, that was foode!
(2) Bob: What's the answer?
Billy Bob: Must be foode!
Bob: Oh hey, it's right! Thanks Billy!
Billy Bob: Man, it's all in the foode
(3) Bob: Hahahahaha I SUCK EGGS!
Billy Bob: Man, that sh** was foode!!!!! Shut yo foode a** up!
by Zxenu April 19, 2007
Get the foodemug. by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023
Get the I forgot to make myself my food deliverymug. 
Because it is
by Killin Hitman May 6, 2021
Get the Why Is Food Goodmug.