Clitourist

A man who cannot find the clitorus without directions.

"Johnny is not good at fingering he couldn't find my clitorus , he's a clitourist!"

by Emmamaamnsnhdhzhn December 26, 2014

cliterection

The hardening or erecting of ones clitoris. Usually caused by lapdances on the back of a band bus

Lap Dance Recipiant: " Damn your giving me a cliterection

" I got a cliterection from looking at brad pitt"

by mellophoneponer November 1, 2007

clitoris

Something you piss out of.

Lots of First Ladies squirted urine from their love buttons. Check their biographies. Look under "clitoris."

by samalot October 30, 2010

tickle my clitt

to have ones tongue touch a vagina and tickle the clitt

nikki: HEYY CAN U TICKLE MY CLITT
kat: WHY YES I CAN LET ME GET MY TONGUE CREAM
lizza:excuse me girls

by clitttickler July 7, 2010

clitterdick

Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".

I got totally WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!

by RC (bitch) July 31, 2006

clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.

He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.

by Alan October 1, 2004

cliterate master

Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.

One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.

Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.

by Gloves January 9, 2008