butt texting

Creating random,nonsensical text messages while riding your bicycle with your 'powered on' cell phone in your back pocket.

An example of butt texting:

"Door fate yesterday. Nope"

by Marco1950 April 15, 2014

Butt Pillaging

To pillage ones asshole with great force and quick motion.

Yo Ashley want to come over so i can Pillage your butt,

wait whats that called again?

why its called Butt Pillaging

oh maybe i sorta have to walk home after so i don't know..

don't worry you can crawl.

by Rollinmy64 May 23, 2009

chernobyl butt

A person whose ass emissions are so toxic as to be deemed radioactive.

Man, that stinks, you've got a really bad case of chernobyl butt.

by Kasei February 7, 2004

Butt luge

Butt luging was originated in the Bahamas. The term bahama mama came from butt luging. A butt Luger will let a shot ride off the ass of a beautiful slutty babe and slide gracefully into the lugee’s mouth.

My buddy Juan took a Jameson butt luge off that slut over there

by WillieDaWacker January 26, 2019

Butt-Pal

A slang usage to define two gay lovers who partake in eachothers anus in acts of love or lust.

"Hey Michael, you and your butt-pal should stop watching Sex in the City and come watch the Super Bowl."

"Hines Ward is most certainly a butt-pal with Ben Roethlisberger, just look at the way he smiles."

by The Angry Penguin February 1, 2009

butt spit

(n;)
When you fart, and its joined by some tiny companions.

person1> oops i seem to have dropped my pencil. *bends down to get pencil, and pants fall*
person2>your pants fell!
person1>oops, i have to fart.
PHHHATTTTTTTT
person2>what the, look what you did to the wall!

by the one and olny lucidityDOT (and mark) January 3, 2005

butt sore

Being in a generally grumpy mood and/ or getting worked up and frustrated over something. See also moated

What's wrong with Chris? I don't know, he's all butt sore over something.

Dude, don't get butt sore!

by The Cobra January 18, 2005