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Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
by nasheedb January 31, 2021
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Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.
I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower
by JaBird December 7, 2018
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Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023
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The shower

The shower can be in a separate shower cubicle or be connected to the water taps belonging to a bathtub. There are permanently installed showers and hand showers. They are connected to water pipes and are usually equipped with thermostatically controlled mixers for maximum comfort and optimal energy consumption. They are usually adjustable to be adjusted to the showerer's height. In front of the shower cubicle there is often a shower curtain or similar device.

Showering requires less hot water than taking a tub bath, which is why it is often recommended for water and energy saving purposes. The comparison is based on a shower of some or a few minutes and a full normal-sized bathtub; conditions may change if these conditions are modified.
The shower can be in a separate shower cubicle or be connected to the water taps belonging to a bathtub. There are permanently installed showers and hand showers. They are connected to water pipes and are usually equipped with thermostatically controlled mixers for maximum comfort and optimal energy consumption. They are usually adjustable to be adjusted to the showerer's height. In front of the shower cubicle there is often a shower curtain or similar device.

Showering requires less hot water than taking a tub bath, which is why it is often recommended for water and energy saving purposes. The comparison is based on a shower of some or a few minutes and a full normal-sized bathtub; conditions may change if these conditions are modified.
by fet ost December 14, 2022
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black shower

Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.
Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower

Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
by Ullaswag July 22, 2017
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Guilt Showering

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."
" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."
by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016
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Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.
The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.
by TheBoiler May 3, 2018
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