nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 6, 2022

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013

half-great-great-great-aunt

Great-great-grandparent's half-sister.

My half-great-great-great-aunt is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Half eaten Tater tot

When a guy has a tiny dick.

My god, his dick is smaller than a half eaten tater tot.

by Giggles555 December 24, 2017

half baggie

When life becomes shit and our gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.

Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!

by Headmanos March 10, 2019

Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom

Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!

by Jade Craze June 2, 2020

Half + Seven

basically the idea that an age gap is fine, as long as the younger is half the olders age plus seven years.

"Dang doesn't she look a little young for Jim?"
"Well, ya know what they say, Half + Seven."

by JJisGae April 6, 2023