blue money phone

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone

1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.

by Count Orlok February 14, 2024

I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 8, 2024

salt and pepper phatty

Older person with salt and pepper hair that is good looking. Pretty hot and tempting

Damn, did you see that salt and pepper phatty next to the bar?

by Brutusram March 13, 2024

Hungry Judge Phenomenon

That sounds like a pretty substantial miscarriage of justice if that is the case.

Hym "BUT Hungry Judge Phenomenon doesn't occur 100% of the time does it? And reminding them of their mortality has the same effect? So it isn't 'predetermined' it just 'largely affected by' which, again, means determinism wrong and dumb. I mean it sounds like we should mandate snacks for judges and convince everyone they're immortal."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic

A term used by previous Generations to describe the FEELINGS of THIS generation.

This new Generation is Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic!

by DheezNutzz April 3, 2024

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Ryan Reynolds phenomenon

The phenomenon where straight men are attracted to Ryan Reynolds.

Guy: "I am straight but I am willing to forget that for Ryan Reynolds."
Guy 2: "Most of us are, it's called Ryan Reynolds phenomenon."

by Goose_Moose May 3, 2024