tom

straight up autism like the actual definition of autism, he’s VERY scary lookin and has a funny voice, kinda perverted and has extremely dry hands, nonstop texts you makes you wanna shoot someone :)

bro tom is making me go insane he’s so annoying.

by CAILOUSBIGPEEN123 May 30, 2019

Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021

Toms river

Home of Tommy curcio

Yo u tryna go to Tommy curcio house and smoke sum gas in Toms River

by Yuuurrrrrrrr December 22, 2019

Tess and Tom

a very cute couple. Loved by the outsiders. The two will long live the royals.

dude 1: have you seen Tess and Tom?
dude 2: yes they are a cute couple

by cool.guy2234 September 19, 2022

coach tom

A loving dick

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball

by Bob473829$3 May 9, 2018

Tom Roseveare

Noodle lover

A Tom Roseveare is a person who truly loves their own noodle.

by Geoff Day August 10, 2017

tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated

tom brady wins another supper bowl fuck.

by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020