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Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011
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Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022
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Shower Curtain

WHo?

josh is a fuking Shower Curtain
by HailRussia November 25, 2019
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Closet shower

When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.
A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?

B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.
by Ford Davis November 26, 2011
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Shower Burst

_broooo!_ we saw him do a shower burst last night!
by magictheduncaning323 May 6, 2023
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Vinny Shower

The act of entering a shower, jerking off, waffle stomping, turning the water on, and then promptly leaving.
"hold on guys i'll be right back, i gotta go take a Vinny Shower"
by smorgusborg February 12, 2025
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Shower Flower

When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.
John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.
by SinisterOmens June 1, 2018
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