Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Penis sex

how gay men are supposed to have sex (It's not how it happens tho)

Gay guy: lets have penis sex!
Straight Guy: Hell no! I got me some pussy!

by DriFtRagnarok November 2, 2019

rice penis

Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.

Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.

by Art August 29, 2005

Penis Gun

A gun made out of penis parts that shoot sperm bullets. They can be very dangerous if used properly.

"Hey look out Amy, Sarah is about to shoot you with her penis gun!!"

by I'd Do Me May 4, 2006

Ocean Penis

The act of your penis shriveling when entering a cold body water, or other liquid.

When walking into the ocean, he looked down and notice he had an ocean penis(small, shriveled penis).

by Mr. Stufalotopuss April 1, 2010

Penis Panther

A GIRL that's on the hunt for some penis.

Hey Eliot! Check out that chick over by the bar. She's a total penis panther! I can smell her desperation from here!

by wolff333 June 3, 2009

Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009