Doof brain

When one feels as if they are permanently fried after a session

“Ohhh dude, I have the worst doof brain today”

by Wubbalubbadubdub101010 January 06, 2025

Cock for Brains

An idiot, especially one who thinks almost exclusively about sex.

Bill: *Stares at some random chick's ass*
Dave: *slaps back of Bill's head* Yo, Cock for Brains, focus.

by MadMark255 November 11, 2020

brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

by dirty_dog_farmer February 04, 2015

dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad

Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain

by BurritoEater101 April 10, 2024

brain kids

When she swallows the load

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids

by MoManTheG August 24, 2017

ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails

ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains

by spitts mcman October 07, 2011

MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 07, 2023