Blow Job

It Is When You're Mouth Goes On A Male's Penis, Otherwise Known As A Form Of Oral Sex....
Before You Consider It.

Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?

Hoe: I Give A Blow Job For 20

You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!

Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!

by Pup101 May 17, 2016

Toe Job

A girl sucking on a guys toe

Want a toe job?

by hajismith July 2, 2012

steve job

a steve job is when friends spoon in the midst of Steve Jobs, or just because they enjoy cuddling and may be a little intoxicated

liz, are you giving rute a steve job right now?

by rabbitspooner February 24, 2011

skyrim job

sky rimjob - the act of eating butthole thats suspended from something

"I gave jimmy the most amazing skyrim job. he was hanging from the handicapped bathroom stall"

by holdmybear November 18, 2011

Slug Job

the sucking of a limp dick with lots of thick saliva.

man i numbed my cock and gave my girl a glass of milk. that way she could give me a proper 'Slug Job'.

by Brigon7 January 23, 2009

Rob Job

When a guy takes over 5 hours to get with a girl, who he has specifically gone out of his way to get with her, when she is obviously keen for it

Rob: I went to the city today to meet some chick
Jack: Did you get with her?
Rob: Yea after awhile
Jack: So it was a Rob Job?
Rob: Yea man took me 5 hours

by Cool guy 69 :D July 28, 2010

Skin Job

A type of hand job using the extra skin produced by recent weight loss, sometimes referred to as a wrap around. Arm and belly skin are usually the most productive but floppy leg skin should not be ruled out.

Helen dropped over a hundred pounds on Jenny Craig and even though she can now give a gut-wrenching skin job, she's still a pig.

by Down the Drain December 28, 2011