Rob Job

when one receives sexual pleasure (fellatio or cunnilingus) from a robot, humanoid or other.

Dan: Hey, Tom. You wanna come to the club and meet some girls tonight?
Tom: Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna hang here with my humanoid and get a rob job.

by Gay_Robot August 16, 2010

Bro-Job

Being able to maintain a job only on the basis of being "bestfriends", "buddies" or "bros" with your male supervisor(s) or superiors. Generally with that territory you are able to slack off or perform your job at lower standards than your colleagues while reaping all the benefits if a steady paycheck.

Mark: "Why did Chaz quit his job?"

Jimmy: "Oh the Chaz-meister?, I guess working in IT was too much work. Hes going back to his bro-job at Wendys"

by bro- job April 30, 2014

crush job

The act of crushing a man's testicles to give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.

Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...

Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.

by Jeremey Dawson May 19, 2008

skyrim job

sky rimjob - the act of eating butthole thats suspended from something

"I gave jimmy the most amazing skyrim job. he was hanging from the handicapped bathroom stall"

by holdmybear November 18, 2011

Slug Job

the sucking of a limp dick with lots of thick saliva.

man i numbed my cock and gave my girl a glass of milk. that way she could give me a proper 'Slug Job'.

by Brigon7 January 23, 2009

Rob Job

When a guy takes over 5 hours to get with a girl, who he has specifically gone out of his way to get with her, when she is obviously keen for it

Rob: I went to the city today to meet some chick
Jack: Did you get with her?
Rob: Yea after awhile
Jack: So it was a Rob Job?
Rob: Yea man took me 5 hours

by Cool guy 69 :D July 28, 2010

Skin Job

A type of hand job using the extra skin produced by recent weight loss, sometimes referred to as a wrap around. Arm and belly skin are usually the most productive but floppy leg skin should not be ruled out.

Helen dropped over a hundred pounds on Jenny Craig and even though she can now give a gut-wrenching skin job, she's still a pig.

by Down the Drain December 28, 2011