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Vietnamese Shower

When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.
This public shower seems very dirty. I should take a Vietnamese Shower.
by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025
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shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!
My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.
by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025
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Shower cake

When you having shower sex and your girl shits and you shove it up her butthole and lick it all out again.
Ex: The man Shower caked his girl cause she couldn’t hold it in
by Catlicker65 September 14, 2025
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shower of shit

she may look small but that V8 goes like a shower of shit
by tacklezzz September 19, 2025
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Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
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Vinny Shower

The act of entering a shower, jerking off, waffle stomping, turning the water on, and then promptly leaving.
"hold on guys i'll be right back, i gotta go take a Vinny Shower"
by smorgusborg February 12, 2025
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Ryan's shower

A place where every individual on Earth would like to be. Specially on fridays.
Do you know where Alex is?
Idk, but its Friday so he's prolly stuck in Ryan's shower
by pizzamuzza February 20, 2025
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