tomato tits

Tits that squirt out tomato juice instead of milk.

"neenah, can you buy me some tomato juice?"
"no need sweet cheeks, i can just squirt you some, outta my big, red, circle, tomato tits(:''

by chesterabagail April 9, 2010

Tits on a stick

something which is just perfect, used to describe a particularly good event or thing, similar to describing something as the dog's bollox

Sé won $50 on the lotto and said, well that's just tits on a stick

by Sé January 12, 2004

Bitch Tits

A man that has exstreemly large breasts.

yoo! that dudes got some bitch tits!

by Joel Klepach October 4, 2003

Fairy Tits

Very Intense

That hit of crack was fuckin fairy tits!

by SpoR April 8, 2011

Zebra tits

Zebra tits: Many stretch marks on the tits.

Check out that lady with the zebra tits

by rashstash October 13, 2009

Tuna Tits

someone who is shaped like a lemon and is a term used from boys named keegan

Aw see that big Gillian she’s shaped like a lemon and has tuna tits

by abowler October 30, 2019

sketchy tits

Mostly used in Southern CA when describing a crazy, scary, or a sketchy situation

"Bro I almost got arrested last night, it was sketchy tits"

"Dude I can't believe we almost hit that semi on the freeway on our way back from Vegas, that was sketchy tits bro"

by SDBbrown88 February 21, 2011