Some fat fuck who weighs more than Saturn. He's so fat he takes up an entire ps4 party by himself, I'm pretty sure whales are scared of his size. He eats like a FUCKINGwalrus and looks like one as well. He said I broke his ankles in 2k but it was just them shattering under his enormous stomach.
Lead guitarist for the band Motionless In White. Sexiest mf alive. An absolute himbo. Made a girl drive 4 hours to break up with her. Drank the other guitarists piss once. Likes big boobs
Maddy: Ryan Sitkowski is so hot!
Nicole: I know he is my boyfriend.
Maddy: NO MINE!!
Kiki: Tj Bell is my boyfriend.
Enjoys slaving away in tight spaces, while eating bon bons and rubbing his belly button. Never has to do leg day due to freakishly large calves. Glutton for listening to bald guys and superior leaders, 10 years younger than him.