footed potato 

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

footed potato by John Henryz June 28, 2010

Couch Potato-ness 

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

Couch Potato-ness by Webes00 July 23, 2010

Old potato farming btard 

Glenn Attridge

Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard

Old potato farming btard by Assridge November 16, 2011

Unsalty Potato 

The opposite of a hot/reem girl.

"That Rachel is SUCH an unsalty potato"

Unsalty Potato by Jhal123 May 14, 2012

Baked Potato 

Someone who is high or is going to get high

Baked Potato

Baked Potato by trolololol16 December 18, 2012

muddy potato toss 

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location

Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.

muddy potato toss by Potato scooper November 4, 2013

roling potato 

when a unicorn walks up to your door, and waits for you to come out. Then it chucks a refrigerator at you so it rolls.

when i went outside in the morning to get the newspaper i got a roling potato.

roling potato by natebug01 March 2, 2014